Monday, November 9, 2009
Bangalore Rains...Happy Lethargy
Posted by Debanjana at 9:10 PM 2 comments
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
So What Do I Write About?
So what do I write about? My new place? How I have painstakingly decorated it with potted plants, and ethnic lampshades, and Madhubani paintings?
Should I write about how the old man next door has the hots for Varalakshmi aunty down the road? How the neighborhood chick runs around with the neighborhood hunk and makes out frequently? But that would sound so pseudo Shobha De…and I would hate that.
So what do I write about? The saffron and gamboges cushion covers? My new Lemon high heels? Am I turning into a wannabe? Or a ‘me too’ socialite? No…I am just trying to find the right kind of thing to write about.
Maybe I should write about the floods in Karnataka, or the Maoist uprisings across the eastern states, or Australian cricket’s dirty tricks, or RBI increasing interest rates. Am I becoming a pop philosopher? No…I am just trying to find the right kind of thing to write about.
I should probably write about my reality. How I wake up at supernatural hours, supervise the maid, run to get the office transport, sleep all the way to work, with my iPod playing ‘six feet from the edge’ in my ears, work like there is no tomorrow…come back home, supervise the cook….if he is not around, make my own instant noodles, call up Amitava, wherever in the world he is…my life is kind of sad…isn’t it? And who’d want to hear about that?
I’d rather talk about the cucumber green chikankari kurta I bought…and the wonderful party we had last weekend when Amitava was around…the Irish and the Scotch whiskeys we served…the orange-flavored vodka that I gulped down and got brutally abused by Amitava for drinking so fast…the Romanian Chicken I cooked (I’ll send you the recipe Ketchie)…the delicious Black Forest that friends got for us…how I completely, totally, absolutely enjoyed reading Chetan Bhagat’s ‘Two States’, how Dukey, the friendly Basset Hound in the neighborhood is friends with me, and sometimes scares the shit out of me when he stands up on his hind legs…life seems a lot saner this way.
Posted by Debanjana at 10:45 PM 4 comments
Thursday, October 8, 2009
My Realizations This Week...
And they are:
1. The heavens are conspiring against me because I have to entertain the maid at 5 in the morning.
2. Therefore, no matter how hard I try, keeping my eyelids split wide open becomes an impossible dream after 11 at night.
3. I am vaguely in love with cappuccino…I know I have been hit by this realization before.
4. Office ethics is still a nascent culture amongst Indian corporates, no matter where you work.
5. Coming back to an empty home sucks.
6. Pati Patni Aur Woh is the cheapest junk on national television.
7. I have an unfinished Murakami on my bedside table.
8. I might end up working this weekend.
9. I might want to try some Mexican recipe by the end of next week, for Amitava’s homecoming ;).
10. I can actually switch off the bedroom lights and switch them back on to write this crap.
Posted by Debanjana at 11:33 PM 7 comments
Labels: Crap
Sunday, October 4, 2009
What the Sky Said...
I am blue…and it’s five or so in the evening…the road in this quiet neighborhood lies like a dormant cobra…jet black from spurts of rain that it has had since early morning. And now the evening sun plays a game of ducks and drakes all across it…the leaves of the trees aiding the game and forming a tough myrtle canopy.
The girl blinks…and then squints…the sunlight’s got into her eyes…good…she’s finally moving out of her comfort zone. Now she stares at me. ‘Feeling lonely eh?'
‘Yeah I am…as if you care. The muezzin woke me up anyway…it’s not the sun…and by the way, I hate people asking me if I am lonely. It is a downright repulsive question’.
The girl shuts the window on my face, after this tiny interlude. She is going to tie her hair in a tight knot, light incense, make dinner, and wait for the man in the house to come back, tired after a hard day’s work. I know she is lonely, although she hated me asking her that. I watch her humming around the house in her sari…a dull salmon pink…she sings a folk song…much like the reaper.
My periwinkle gives way to black as the clock ticks on…I so completely hate this color. What’s with this black? So very cheerless!!!
- ‘What are you staring at? Yeah, I am lonely, and I am sad. I am aware of this daily ritual…me making coffee, and then dinner…drawing the curtains, switching on the lights, and waiting for him to come home…but I’m not sure if you have noticed…he never comes’.
- ‘Yes I have…I have noticed’.
- ‘Really? That’s a first. So…what do you suggest’?
- ‘Get a life. He is not reality. He’s never going to turn up’.
- ‘Life? Like what? Become something like you and rudely stare at young girls in their beds’?
We laugh. For the first time, I see her smiling. Suddenly, my own blackness stops bothering me anymore.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Updates from Bangalore

I’m back… (Ignore the Schwarzeneggeresque nature of that line)…I’m back after months of frenzied moving and packing, after carefully doggy bagging a detailed life in Chennai. It’s been half a week and I’m still spending most parts of my in-between-job times, cleaning corners and emptying industrial packing boxes.
First things first…never shift after marriage. It’s toxic. It’s plain toxic. I mean previously, you could make do with a bunch of paperbacks, a dinner plate, a spoon, a tumbler, a bottle, a few clothes, a rin-bar, a dove, and some sunscreen. Now it’s two whole lives…that’s right!
But let’s hope the worst is over. The weather here makes me think positive. The man is overseas, attending to some official business. I am setting up the house, appointing a maid, appointing a cook, making friends and acquaintances in the neighborhood, identifying the gorgeous babe, earmarking the casual hunk, and taking note of the over-inquisitive aunties. My real job starts mid-week.
More on Bangalore life later (if I feel like)…ekhon ghoom peyechche…
Posted by Debanjana at 3:27 PM 4 comments
Labels: Bangalore
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
What Spice Am I...Whew!

You are Coriander! You're subtle. So subtle that people often forget about you. You are refreshingly clean and rather odd. You're often misunderstood. Your key word is "latent;" all your potential is wrapped up tightly until "BOOM," one day you're cilantro. Funky.
Posted by Debanjana at 5:11 PM 4 comments
Friday, August 28, 2009
FLUX Big Time!!!
And I thought I’d not blog again…at least not till the end of next month...not till I am caught between a rock and a hard place. Life is going through a transformation…hopefully for the better. FLUX is the buzzword. We are changing houses, changing jobs, changing cities…changing lives...well, almost. Whew! More on all of this later.
What forces me to blog today however, is Amitava’s startling desire to make breakfast on a weekday…his startling desire to make breakfast at all…his startling desire to enter the kitchen in the first place. I am too flabbergasted to react…but react I must.
It wasn’t anything extraordinary. But our man made cheese omelets and toast. Now mind you, however mundane and effortless that sounds, for me it’s a distinct sign of better days. Life, as I said, is definitely changing for the better. Hallelujah!
Posted by Debanjana at 12:01 PM 8 comments
Labels: breakfast, cheese cake, cooking
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
In Times of Swine Flu
I don’t know if I am being politically incorrect here…but have you ever tried reasoning with a dimwit? Well, I am not sure if this is a meek attempt to achieve the impossible. Coz I have tried logic with a dimwit. And quite pointless to say, I have failed miserably.
What is it about dimwits? What is it about un-reason? What is it about the steady marriage between religion, blind belief, and stupidity? What is it about putting bona fide faith in an ambiguous All Mighty, without doing something about an issue, mortally?
Perhaps it is a coincidence that I am in the South of India; Chennai, to be precise. Situations like the ones I face on a regular basis, I force myself to believe, might have unfolded anywhere else in this country,
Now let’s come to the point. There is an outbreak of Swine Flue in this country (The pigs finally got back to us, after humans spent centuries feasting on honey glazed ham, yummy sausages, and roast suckling pig).
Sample the following conversations with dimwits:
Conversation 1:
Human: Hey! I see you have fever, a running nose, cough and cold. You should stay at home and not come to office.
Dimwit 1: Who are you to tell me to stay at home?
Human: Well, just wanted you to exercise some social responsibility. That’s all!
Dimwit 2: I think this Swine Flu thing is much over-hyped. It has been done by the media to promote Tamiflu and encourage people to do tests which cost ten thousand bucks.
Conversation 2:
Human: What are you doing to save yourself from this outbreak?
Dimwit 1: It is the holy month in the Tamil calendar. Nothing is going to happen. Have faith in God.
I give up. For the obvious possibility that I might die of Swine Flu soon, consider this as my last post. Also consider this as an appeal to everyone to weed out dimwits.
Posted by Debanjana at 2:45 PM 10 comments






