New Year

Before I begin, a very Happy New Year to everyone....this post is on request. I have approximately 3 fans in the entire blogging community, and they have been urging me to come up with a new post. However, going by the present state of things, there is hardly much to write home about...if you know what I mean. So I decided to come up with a couple of lists...just random feelings...do not indulge in domestic warfare or lose sleep over it. They are not even worth a goddamn migrane...trust me!

Things that will change (read 'increase') in the new year:

• Your age



• Your paycheck (marginally...maybe an over-optimistic 5%...April's coming!)



• Your patience (This better increase...traffic on Indian roads is getting worse)



• Your spondylitis (With recession, you have to spend longer hours in office...on that impossible chair...all this just to prove that you're interested in work)

Please feel free to add on to this list.

Things/people that/who will remiain the same in the new year:

• The neighbour's dog who religiously does 'it' at your doorstep every morning



• The Chennai heat



• The hunger pangs at 4pm (for the junkiest samosa)



• The wait for 6 pm on a Friday evening



• The sadness at 8pm on a Sunday evening



• The depression at 6am on a Monday morning



• The numbness at 10am on a Monday morning
  


• The wait for the 31st of the month
  


• The shocking bank balance after the 10 th of the month
  


• SMEs ...recession or no recession

(Added by Sanchari)

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