10 Things To Do Before I Die (An obvious inspiration from Dasvidaniya...go watch the movie if you haven't already)

Here's the list:

1. Buy a house and a car for my parents.
   


2. Submit a research paper on Toni Morrison.



3. Get thin and wear a size zero (This one's even more important than Toni Morrison...should have come at # 2).
   


4. Go on a cross-country ride with my husband...that reminds me, I should get a driver's licence!



5. Build a personal library, discover a magic formula to eradicate termites, and trace the butthead who stole the entire Asterix series when I was 12!



6. Go real high-up in the corporate ladder (the NY Space Needle height) and not fall off.



7. Write a book and get rich…one Booker/Pulitzer/Commonwealth should do the trick.



8. Make good music...like..ummm..like anyone except Bappi Lahiri!



9. Tell Hugh Jackman, it would have been him, if my husband wasn’t so accessible.



10. Dip all of Bin Laden’s fingers in poison; just hoping he would bite his nails out of frustration…when Manmohan Singh says “We will not tolerate terrorism in any form” for the 23040234239523324234234020th time!